April 23, 2004
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Are You Game?
Things are not very merry over here in LMF-land.. So let's make light of it!
Have a go at this game, if you're sadly seeking your own merriment (or even if you're perfectly merry, but just want to waste a little time):
Write me one sentence in which every word begins with consecutive letters of the alphabet. The longer the sentence, the more kudos -- and if it actually makes sense, even better!
Here's a sample:
"A baboon can demand elegance for good, however in jest (knowing little more news of proper quiet ruminations) subject to unforgetable villification when xeroxing your zed."
Uh. Did I say "sense"?? But you know what? I am, suddenly, laughing!
Give a shot at your own giggle?
Comments (20)
All Boobs Can Defy Every Fascination Given Happy Interests Join Korporeal Lusts Minus No Oggling Plus Quick Release Socks Then Until Viewed While X-Rated Yes! Zzzzzzzzz
i am guffawing like a loon even if i know Korporeal is not a word. oh my foot!
That's a tough act to follow. Maybe later.
Appropriately banal comments demand energy from gorgeous hussies I just kiss lovingly, may none of populace's queers rant stupidly under very wearisome Xangas. Yours zealously,
Thanks for the words. WildCane is something else, isn't he?
I'm too lazy to come up with my own right now, but here are the lyrics from Kermit the Frog's African Alphabet (awesome song--download it)
Amazing Beautiful Creatures Dancing Excite the Forest Glade--in my Heart how I do Jump like the Kudu Listenening to the Music so Nice the Organ Plays. Quietly Rests the Sleepy Tiger Under the Vinetree at the Waterside and X marks the place 'neath the Yellow moon where the Zulu chief and I did hide.
Wow, too hard for so early in the am. I'll try later to come up with something interesting.
Sorry things aren't so merry there. You deserve merriment!
Any bozo can die, every fool grows homesick in justification, knows love may never overcome private quests, rises several times until victories win "x" -- yesterday's zeitgeist.
Because crops don't excel for grownups, help it, just KAI-YAI-YAI loudly. Meaning no obnoxious pretenses, quench reason, scorch that understanding. Verily, what x-amination yields zootropic? Answer.
Hope things look up for you soon.
It's end of workday on Friday and I'm barely able to muster the brain capacity to type let alone this! However, I just kinda let my noggin' open...perhaps quite remarkable, sensational things (unassumingly voiced) will xenosticate. (Ok, not a word, but I was on a role and refused to submit to my paltry vocabulary!) Hope you're well!!!!
Oh, my what a challenge.... I'm tempted to play, but on to my xanga rounds.
Almost bare, cat dares ease. Feline grace habitual? I joke. Kitty lounges, meowls naggingly. Odor putrescent. Quick, restrain Sweetie! The unwillingness violent, writhing. X-rayed yowl, zero-in.
oh. my brain........
Alas, because caring does entwine doting, euphoric friends, give hope. I'm just kidding, lovingmy40s, my neurotic opinions perhaps quickly reveal sanity tainted. Ubiquitous, vacuous, weak-minded xenophobe- yearns zymurgy.
(Ufda... rough translation: I really hope things are better, please tell us you're okay. I know I seem crazy sometimes when I offer opinions but it's all in fun. Simple paranoids like myself are everywhere and we all just need a drink.
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Apple bobbing citizens, don't eat fruit given half-heartedly, in jest,...
...aw crap. I give up already.
Ok, here ya go. Took me days to get my brain clear enough to tackle this.
Again, Basil couldn’t dive effectively for gold having injected “juice” ka-ka like murderer’s nasty oppressive poison quietly rushing silently through unbridled veins with xerophilous yauldly zeal.
Um.. no. I can't think like that.
Ali Baba can dance every feeling, great haunches inevitably jouncing Kafka mangoes now open parachutes quickly reservists so the uberlings vow wanton xylophones zoom.
After becoming completely drunk, eager French girls held intramural jousts, knocking lances merrily. Naturally, overheated players quickly removed some t-shirts. Unclothed vixens wrestling? X-rated, yet zuperb!
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