January 23, 2004
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Are You Game?
It's Friday. Anyone game for a little more word-fun? Here's the challenge:
Write something short. The only rule is that within the text you must include a word of at least two syllables, or a brief phrase, that you REPEAT THREE TIMES.
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Here's a sample:
"Whether you go or not," said the weatherman, "remember that rain is the bellwether of spring."
And another one a little more complicated (acknowledging that spring seems to be on my mind.........!):
"Morning, glorious with bright sun and scented wind, greeted her as she stepped out the door in the midst of her spring cleaning. She leaned to admire the morning glories. She did so, however, somewhat ruefully, mourning glory of cold weather now gone, when she could put to good use the sled she now carried to the storage shed."
Any takers?
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“I’m bald!” she bawled, as she balled up under the comforter, hiding the home perm that went very, very wrong.
Having been caught in the drenching rain, Parker parked his bicycle on the parquet floor in the park’s new gazebo. Stretching his arms over his head and, in one long deep breath, taking in the many smells of the early spring shower, he didn’t notice the stomping feet of the grounds keeper’s approach.
He popped Benadryl like candy, the recently imported construction worker who bent a drill so carefully outside on our new construction. Whirring power tool in hand, he raised his head at the sound of the nearby noon-time siren. "It's been a drill of ours locally for several years," I explained. "Signals to the locals that it's time for lunch, I bet," he replied, w/ a wink & a smile, bending back to his work.
Having been caught in the drenching rain, Parker parked his bicycle on the parquet floor in the park’s new gazebo. Stretching his arms over his head and, in one long deep breath, taking in the many smells of the early spring shower, he didn’t notice the stomping feet of the grounds keeper’s approach.
Oops, posted twice. Oh well, enjoy the extra eProps
The pundit’s pun led to a punch in the nose!
If I weren't feeling so poorly I would most certainly be game, but alas I think my mental capacity is such that my response would be so poor as to never be asked again...and besides my kettle whistles for me to enter the kitchen, and after doing so, pour myself a cup of tea.
Or somethang.
as she removed her clothes and exposed her boobies, along came a swarm of bees! she got so scared that they would sting her prized possessions, so she stood on a chair and started shouting:
"boo! bees"
"boo! bees"
"boo! bees"
at the top of her voice to scare them away.
(i am laughing at this and ashamed of it at the same time, but hitting submit anyway
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Wait, this would take actual thought....and work. But, I'll try any way:
“Roscoe was so fascinated by watching the taxi’s meter spiral upward as he made the long ride to meet her, that he almost forgot to stop at the butcher shop to pick up the meat her mother had asked him to bring.”
"She's a virgin," said Cleetus, pointing to the girl sitting at the bar--the only bar within miles of this quaint little town, just west of the Virginian border--"and I'm willing to bet that she's gonna leave 'er gin untouched, too."
bahahaha! laughing at efairy's benadryl and virg's boobies.
hang on...hahahahaha...lemme think....
hahahha...
as she paid the driver of the checkered cab, security began to check her luggage before she boarded a flight to avoid marriage to the Czech her mother had chosen.
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